We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
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