Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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