Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I'm passing your future prison.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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