I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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