Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
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there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
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He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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