Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
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just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
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I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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