Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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