That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Randomize
