Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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