North Korea, Best Korea!
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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