forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
3 2 1 whiskey
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
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