Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
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He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
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Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
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