We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
pray to the hookup gods
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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