Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
Operation Purity has been aborted
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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