that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
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And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
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Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking