I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
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is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
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I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
Still dying that you shit outside
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question