He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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