maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Randomize
