Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
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went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
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I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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