What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
