does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
you are never too drunk for berry picking
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Randomize
