absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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