Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
I'm really busy with my period
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