But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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