is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Randomize
