This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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