margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
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Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
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I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
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