I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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