Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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