the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
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Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
#1 RULE OF DRINKING: DELETE YOUR EX'S NUMBER FROM YOUR PHONE
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Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
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