I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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