This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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