drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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