when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I want to have your abortion
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
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On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
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Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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