She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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