Who wears a wallet chain?!
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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