Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
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Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
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Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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