Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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