my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Randomize
