it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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