My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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