Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
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Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
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I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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