I just saw a hot homeless man
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Randomize