i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
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Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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