my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
In other news, I just burned my penis
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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