So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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