We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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