how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
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