So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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