i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
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Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
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I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
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