He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
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that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
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No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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