her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
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Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
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Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
there is puke in my bra ... again
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